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12.21.2010

Rest in Pieces Purple DongSlinger

I don't know about you guys but I'm going out today to by my Wootton jersey as the man who finally killed Favre the fucking douchebag...


Quote overheard at the end of the game between Urlacher and Brett:

Urlacher :  "I saw you laying there motionless and I was worried."

Internal Urlacher Dialog (You are a fag...I was worried I didn't get a chance to sack tap the beat to "Bear Down" on your tiny prick)



Favre: "mmfmbabamamama"

Translation : "Yeah Brian, I am a big fucking pussy what can I say?...hey do you still have Paris' #? I'd like to send her a pic of my dong..."



On to the Championship:




Vicks Vaporub vs. 5 Point Pushups


The #1 vs. the #2 seed for all the marbles...

Vick's Vaporub has picked up Rex Grossman, I am not sure if this is a sign of desperation or fantasy genius, the with Cassel questionable this puts the championship in the hands of one of the most despised QB's ever...

With the WR matchup's an essential wash, this game is going to come down to the RB's and wildcard defenses...on paper Foster and McFadden are the solid bet, but it being Week 16 in the NFL its a toss-up

Championship Winner Pick : Vick's Vaporub 167 to 159



Chumpionship 3rd Place Pick:  Balls in the shit-bowl upset shocker!!!



Ho Ho Ho!!


1 comment:

  1. his balls are stuck on our rim indefinitely.

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Idaho-State-player-s-foul-shot-gets-stuck-on-fro?urn=ncaab-299889

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