Feed the Horny Bastards - Taco Party's Halloween Return

Cuntry wide taco research from Florida to Cali has kept our staff busy, literally....

Without further adieu we have our mid-season power rankings:

1- Nick the Slick (5 Point Pushups)

Dominating the league with an 7-0 record entering week 8....a new Seghi looks to take be the lead WOP...McFadden, Britt, Foster...unreal...

2 - Amazing Armando (JoeWong4Prez) 

With a huge start last year's loser has bounced back taking advantage of Vick, Gore, Austin and a surprising Orton...

3- Andy and Josh aka Opie and Andy (PerpetualMotionSquad)

A slow start has been turned around, taking Big Baby Ben mid-draft is proving to be a smart move and Miller is #2 in TE's...great drafting has made this team a contender...

4- Angsty Adam (Tongue Punchers)

The bane of the league has dropped 2 in a row, he may do better by simply benching Cutler to save himself from further ruin...

5- Slimy Steck (The Phildos) 

Climbing back up the standings Rodgers domination is sure to falter later this season as the AssPack struggle to deal with injuries...but for now things are looking good..

6- Franks and Beans(Solo Homos)

With a shit-ton of close losses the Homos keep going home Sunday night with the sore ass...Rivers and Brady should improve the rest of the season though so look out for some Homo-erotic domination...

7- Taco King Jones (Stinky Pinocchio Inc) 

Less time eating Taco and more time sharing them will be my motto the rest of the season...Forte, Mathews and Brees lots of potential keep him in the hunt...

8- Starr Fuckers (With My Balls) 

Free Agency is keeping these balls floating...there is never a reason to have 2 kickers on your roster....EVER...

9- MR. McCarthyism (UR Holding it Wrong)

A good trade for Best should pay pay off if he can hold up the rest of the season..

10- Disappointing Danny (Good Active Stick)

With over 1K in points Mr. Rose still makes $ in the Jones league...but wins are hard to come by he just cant seal the deal!!

11- Louie the Loser (ShipIt)

Loser. You need to score more points....maybe with her?

12- Kevin the Worst (CrackerAssCrackers)

Making $ like Danny but 5 losses in a row?....you are jizzing on your own crackers!!