Thanks to all who came up to the draft....for those who left or were not there, we ended up partying hard and closing Buffalo Wild Wings and leaving in a drunken stupper @ 2AM with about half a dozen of the midgets...I vaugely remember a tattoo parlor at 3:17....and my ass is still sore...
Solo Homos
B-
Though at the draft Frank was as drunk as Danny DeVito somehow Bill was able to ram home some decent picks with the NFL's solid Man-Crush QB's Brady and Rivers.....Homo's indeed!!!
Projected Finish: 7th
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C+
Louie dialed in to the draft, he really couldn't keep his concentration while running his new Chinatown brothel...I see a lot of old men and potential injuries on this team...
Projected Finish: 9th
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The Phildos
A-
Steck did quite well considering he had the #1 overall pick...Rodgers has to be a favorite this season...if Benson/Brown live up to running expectations Phildos will be no Dildos...
Projected Finish: 3rd
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Tounge Punchers
B+
Ray Rice and Chris Johnson are unmatched in the league...the only question mark on this team is at QB...which means we all have a crack at the Reigning League Champ...
Projected Finish: 5th
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Choo Choo Up Your Poo Poo
D
Kevin K wants to ride the Chocolate Train up your butts...but the only thing that is shitty is his team...
Projected Finish: 11th
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Good Active Stick
D+
If it wasn't for Danny sneaking in the back room of B-Dubs with that mildly attractive waitress for 15 minutes, he would have done better...weaknesses at WR may hurt him all season...
Projected Finish: 10th
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5 Point Pushups
A-
Nick's starting lineup is among the best in the league...his bench however could be his Achilles heal...Spiller could be the steal of the draft...
Projected Finish: 2nd
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UR Holding It Wrong
C+
Not sure what it is about this team but I just don't like it...Jackson will be better, but is getting up there in age...is this the hotel you stay at in Korea??(yeah this is really in Seoul!!)
Projected Finish: 7th
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Stinky Pinocchio Inc
C
Running the draft was a blast, but chaotic...my team is a big question mark...I may propose a trade or 2 this season so be ready!!!
Projected Finish: 6th
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Perpetual Motion Squad
A+
An all around balanced team from WR to RB to Gould...a good steal with Big Ben as their backup late in the season...they are the team to beat...
Projected Finish: 1st
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With My Balls
D-
VERY weak at QB....with Kolb essentially unproven and an Oakland crapshoot...your balls smell like your asshole...scrub yourself and your team...
Projected Finish: 12th
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JoeWong4President
A
With Gore/Grant and a set of WR's that rivals anyone in the league, Armando is ready to drop some Flippapino bitch slappin this season...QB upgrades via trade may be the key to his success though....
Projected Finish: 4th
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