BJ's Taco Party

7.24.2012

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3.16.2012

Sharks!

Gaddafi's Son Built a Ship With Deadly Shark Tank Inside

2.13.2012

Green Acres IS the place for me

I will never hear the Green Acres theme the same again...

Oh...yes...she is your cover girl...

1.16.2012

1.13.2012

1.09.2012

1.08.2012

Muffin?

It's kinda like staring at the Sun...you want to look away you just can't...

1.04.2012

1.03.2012

Kate Upton welcomes you to Taco of the Day

We will make every effort in 2012 to give you Fresh Taco...enjoy!!

1.01.2012

King of the Castle!!

BOOM!!! Tits about time I win my own league!!!

I now have 0 excuse to not act like Kenny Powers for all of 2012 so here it goes...

Adam's Cockit Surgery is now in full off-fantasy football season mode:

Hi Kate.

Also a surprise 3rd place finish by Minivan...way to be patient and insert yourself slowly into a dominate position, you are an expert.

Don't forget 4th place Danny and Danica

$$$$$$$$$$

Payout's are on the way!!!

The sun may have set on the Fantasy Football but Taco is ALWAYS in season...expect frequent and freaky updates in 2012!!!

12.22.2011

12.21.2011

Championship Preview

Only the wise and Connery-esque sophisticated men are left in the playoffs.

Whale Whale Whale...Shark...

Lets go Raven's D!!!

Suq Madiq

vs.

Rocket Science

This one is for all the marbles...Bro-in-law vs. Bro-in-law...Commish vs. Long Time Leauge Dominator...

It's time for Madiq to seal victory despite a season long injury epidemic....Madiq will win by 3.17 points in a gut-wrenching Monday night victory capped by a Brees running TD...BOOM!

And then, I will celebrate by painting...

And finally that question

12.16.2011

Round 2....FIGHT!!

The top 4 seeds advanced to the 2nd Round aka the..

Suq Ma Big Fat One

vs.

Quarterback Hoarde

7 QB's on your roster? As you said, you do not belong in the playoff's...so get out fast...you are sinking...

Stroker

vs.

Rocket Surgeon

A huge game from Roddy Thursday already has RS a heavy favorite....but the Taco likes the look of a Vinegar Stroke this week...

Boo!

12.06.2011

Playoff's Round ONE!!!!!

Regular Season Champs

Suq Madiq finishing 11-2 overall!!!

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SACKO Award goes to

ROLLY and BOGOSH for being consistently inept at Fantasy Football for an entire season

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1st Round Playoff Match-up's

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Madiq vs. Handfishermen

The injury to Forte won't stop the big Diq from letting loose on the Hand...Even though San Fran's D may drop 25 points...Bad Rex will be back to put HH to bed for the season

Nuts for Teabow vs. Miniman

It's time for Nick and his highest scoring team in the league to prove they can win in crunch time...look for the home field advantage to help Teabow to impound the minivan....

Stroker's vs. Vapo

Mr. Teabow meet Mr. Julius Peppers...without his miracle boy Danny will be the 1st top seed squeezed from the playoffs

Rocket vs. Bros

With a Monday Night rally the Starr Bro's got in the playoff's...but they really don't belong here...for them it will be like having sex in the dark, it is fun for a minute, then once the lights are back on you really don't know what happened and why your ass is so sore and your eyelashes are crusty....

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Uh....I gotta go 'help' her with her phone...CYA!!!